Aphrodite

1-0 win for Brighton, own goal from Williamson's left arsecheek

No s***. f***ing hell. What an utter div. I think/ hope he was taking the p*ss IP. Yeah, a dig at those who say we would prefer to lose 4-3 than win 1-0. Who says that?

Dat throw in

was it roeder? It was as well

First YouTube comment What a bizarre memory to have of a match

Unleash the set penis

I hope Roy doesn't work in a customer-facing industry

why not, theres a steve edwards of dutch nationality at Breda. It's fairly rare though, you'd think if you were running an article through a translator (which is presumably what Ryder was doing) it'd make you do a double-take. Then again he is a Grade A muppet so maybe not.

As if a Dutch player would have the surname Butcher Ryder is such a tit

Lee Ryder getting into slanging matches with random Man U fans Such an embarrassment

Why was Perch that far up the pitch?

You're proper sensitive.

Great performance let down by some diabolical defending.

That defending

He is. Why are we even hearing about this? Nobody knew anything about it until he swaggered onto the pitch and made himself the centre of attention. Was probably asked about it. f***ing sick of hearing that one. "Well he was f***ing asked about it, how the f*** do you expect him not to be a boneheaded gobshite in response?" f*** off. Simon Foster: Come on, Malcolm, he asked me for a personal opinion. Malcolm Tucker: Why didn't you say? He asked you. Fuck, of course, that explains it. If he'd asked you to fucking black up, or to give him your PIN number or to shit yourself, would you have done that?

And his hat

I hope the club put them up as 'lowlights' next time we lose

Ha, yeah, watching the Football League Show.

Edgar Davids (Barnet) sent off for a foul on James Beattie (Accrington Stanley)- what is this

A couple aye. http://i.imgur.com/OXomD.jpg

Any of these feature today?

'Did you know the score before you played'? 'No, they played after us'

It's made me imagine them all in training lining up to welly the ball and Pards stood there with his tapemeasure.