Aphrodite

Just looking at his interview again So unforgiving? What does that even mean? Is he blaming the league structure or what?

I'm starting to think everytime we get a corner the crowd should go 'oooooo' (like you do to try and put pressure on an opposing keeper when they take a goal kick) just to highlight how disappointing and painful these are Or we should take some giant inflatable penises to wave everytime we get awarded a corner

Can't be, they're trying to score goals from corners- is that allowed?

Kept us up- build a statue asap

Referee must have been a bit puzzled about the winning manager coming in for a whinge after the final whistle

'Difficult' games against the worst side in the league who had nothing to play for Fucks sake

f*** off, I don't believe you. Nope! All true

Interview: Blamed injuries Blamed officials- Elliot shouldn't have been sent off 'in such a crucial game' 'Ground out three important away results'

This interview ffs- what's he talking about

10 yards.. 10 feet is 3 metres!

Don't think even that photo show it's over tbh, doesn't look all the way over.

Feel a bit for Gabriel Clarke, must have had a director screaming in his ear- bet he's smashing his head against the wall that he missed the biggest scoop of his life.

If it isn't fridges with Mike, it's fucking playoffs.

Why do Gazprom bother advertising on TV anyway? Not like anyone's going to pop out to the shops and buy some natural gas

Really have to disagree with that. The way the Prem is set up is the most fair way to play a sport. You play every team in the division home and away, at the end of the day the best team over that distance is the best team, period. Playoffs throw up too many wildcards. I feel like this league is dying for some wildcards, plus I genuinely do not think that teams like City, Man U, etc see the lower table teams at their best, or get their best effort. There's zero incentive for a lower team to gas their players trying to beat a team they're never going to compete with, so they play passively or hold out for draws. The 20 teams in this division almost exist in two different leagues, imo. :anguish:

Post-season

A player, substitute or substituted player is sent off if he commits any of the following seven offences: denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity to an opponent moving towards the player's goal by an offence punishable by a direct free kick or a penalty kick

Punching a horse Still can't believe it.

Most gormless looking kid I've ever seen

Wor Horse.

Megaphone bloke sounds like a troll Bet he's massive

Highlights? More like LOWlights!!!!!

I was a top player in the Ibadan school yards, tbf, just because I was taller and larger than most anyone else. I just struggled with passing, controlling the ball, dribbling, and other things of that nature. And if I had made it, supporters would definitely regarded me as a mercenary. I love you Baba, I wish you played for us.

He's off then

I could imagine Balotelli playing for us actually, would fit in quite nicely with some of the mad nonsense that happens at SJP