Aphrodite

30 secs for each goal + 30 secs for each sub+ any injuries usually.

Doesn't that make us scum as well?

It's on tomorrow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formation_(association_football)#4.E2.80.933.E2.80.932.E2.80.931_.28the_.22Christmas_Tree.22_formation.29 I'd love to see a team play 1-6-3

Christmas Tree. Has anyone ever used Christmas Tree come to think of it.

How long have they just spent talking about Scott Parker?! I make it at least 3 minutes.

I for one would be happy for the ban to be lifted if Stifler drinks Messi's piss. We'd need to set up some sort of piss exchange though,

And I thought I'd seen it all on the internet

What a muppet.

Surely the point was he didn't bottle it?!

I'm sure I remember Crumpy posting that he hopes Souness has a heart attack on the day that he was appointed. Strange world

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHXBu9wJdm4AVD16N923To6kRtPX6dkKo2L4N-7StZQeB-VIyvhw

John McCirick must run him pretty close.

Just imagining it now: 'Dear Mr Pardew Fuck off. Yours sincerely, Newcastle-Online'

I was on the forum at the time of SBR's sacking and it was greeted pretty positively on here; I remember it was mostly me and Gemmill criticising the decision. Think relegation would have to be the worst for me, time will tell though.

Well, that was unexpected.

Yeah.

Really?

Anyone who says 'simples' loses an argument automatically.

Yep! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9224946.stm

Israelis played in the Dubai Open last year and attended the WTO Summit in Dubai so I can't see it being a problem. Israel are gash these days anyways Who knows in 12 years though... (which makes me think how weird it is that we are choosing a WC host for 12 years in the future, Qatar might as well be under the sea by then) Will probably be part of Iran by then

isnt China the big favourite for 2026? personally think china would be an amazing host and if they bid for it it would be just too big a temptation for fifa. It can't go to the same confederation twice in a row so Qatar have basically scuppered China's bid

Israelis played in the Dubai Open last year and attended the WTO Summit in Dubai so I can't see it being a problem. Israel are gash these days anyways

I've been to Qatar in May and the heat was repressive at 45 degrees plus and I wasn't running around, I think this is a massive balls up. Just being in a stadium will be bad enough; playing football will be a health hazard. Hope the technology works!

That's just beautiful So basically 2 people have tactically voted Netherland/Belgium in the first round to get rid of us as soon as possible allowing Russia to win it in the 2nd. Could have also been to block out the Spain/Portugal bid as well once they realised Neth/Belgium had no chance.