Shearergol

That sub will improve them loads unfortunately.

Weird how many cunts they have in their team.

Every single one of my usual rivers has gone down today. Anyone fancy messaging?

It was Gullit

I’m uneasy about it too. Give him £300k

He’s not, but it’s pointless even having him these days. Needs replacing for his fitness, not his ability.

Hope WBA get promoted now.

But to be fair, that was a travesty. As much as I hate him he was a really good defender.

I had a conversation with Alison Brie once. Didn't lead to a shag.

Yeah, agreed. Think Antony is their biggest threat which Targett should be able to nulify.

Reads like a death threat. Reported to SSN.

Bruno and Joelinton boss their midfielders

Throw Foden in too and I’d even consider it.

It was more the comment about none of our signings being as good as Jesse Lingard

What? Fucking horrible take.

Miggy > cantona

He’s mine, back off

Nobody would pay money for him though of course, remember.

Not fancying the SPL today?

Risky when it's not a double game week surely?

Paul Merson Fucking prick.

Harsh on Sima

That Bruno goal against Leicester is one of my favourite ever NUFC goals, daft as that sounds. I'm gonna be absolutely devastated the day Bruno leaves. Ben Arfa levels x 100. I'm a grown man FFS.