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Hasn't happened yet though

Not a chance we sign a new keeper and make Pope our number two. Pope should still be number one somewhere (not here, but somewhere). He'll still feel that he can play for England.

nah, they’ll buy a CB to play there

Cash in? He was leaving for free.

Wish we had Jota

He can play right wing too but he's much much better in the middle. Surely Liverpool want crazy numbers for him?

Injured again on the 7th feb, according to fate.

So we gave Longstaff an extra year so we could get a fee for him, but if we give Dubs a contract it's a bad thing?

Are we forgetting that Pope was attempting to punch every single ball before he got injured?

Sell Pope, bring in a new keeper, Dubravka as backup. That's my ideal scenario.

My Man United supporter boss said that Isak is worth £70m-£80m. There was a brief moment in my head where I considered losing my job.

New contract, £20m to Saudi in Summer. Bang.

Say what now?

Do Villa buy right wingers like we buy left wingers? Seem to get a new one every 6 months.

So Villa paid £13.5m for Jaden Philogene, played him twice and then sell him for £20m? Great business. I'm guessing that funds the deal for Malen then. Shame.

If there's no PSR incentive just keep him. Easy as that.

1" shorter than Dubs. I really like him, but he's another who is gonna petrify us if a team pumps loads of crosses into the box (same with Trafford).

one person assumed it based on a very small clip. You don’t run after a stroke ffs

Sell them Bruno for £400m then they can loan him back for 8 years.

I want us to win 14-0 which sees Arteta’s Lego head explode

Yeah, out for 5 weeks

Longstaff clearly not one of “hOwES FaVRiTeS” anymore