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I’m livid we haven’t won the league yet tbh. They’ve had months

Surely Darlow in goal based on that team?

Depends which angle you watch. He certainly played the ball first.

Teams just walk through our midfield. Both midfielders press at the same time which allows a simple pass through. Should be easy to fix that by getting rid of Shelvey.

Still time

Always against us

In the dressing room you mean? He’s barely played for Bournemouth this season so it would be a bizarre (Ashley like) transfer.

Also there’s nobody at Hartlepool who we might be scouting, so that’s bollocks.

Steve cook rumour can’t be true, surely? He’s as bad as Clark

Again, this isn't how it works. Stop thinking we're owned by Ashley.

Jonjo, Joe, Isaac and Sean all say hi.

Mike Dean to ref

I'll keep repeating it - normal clubs don't pay fees up front. We won't be spending £25m of our January budget on a £25m player. Stop getting hung up on it

Are we only signing 1 player then?

There's also no way we pay fees up front anymore. A £25m Trippier might take £5m out of the budget in January.

You're still thinking like Mike Ashley. If he helps keep us up he'll prove to be a bargain.

Ha yeah, I wasn't trying to disprove you. Just thought it was an appropriate picture in the circumstances

It's pretty clear that Lascelles and Schar are a terrible pairing. I'd always go Schar and Fernandez over any of our other defenders.

That could be the score tbf

agreed. Get a couple of loanees in and then rebuild next summer.

Wilson getting into the box there realising that nobody else wants to make the effort to help him out.

It’s just so depressing. Feels like it’s going to be years until we can actually celebrate the takeover properly.

Goal difference not looking great now either, at least we’ve got some easy games coming up