Shearergol

He’s been Pep’d.

Grealish was once a fantastic player. Don't want him here though.

People keep saying this, but they'd have to completely change the way they play out from the back.

Wonder why Trubin isn't linked with a PL move yet.

There's only one keeper who should replace Pope. Marco Carnesecchi. I'll keep saying his name until it happens. Obviously we're not gonna spend £50m on a keeper though.

Got any examples of world class central midfielders we could buy?

I mean, there's a reason we managed to sign Tonali. Thought Bruno was too slow to be considered World Class? We might sign someone with potential to be world class, but there's no way we're spending that much money on one player to get an oven-baked version.

We're not signing a "world class" cm. Not many of them even exist.

Can I have Burn, Tonali and Isak given the latter is an Arsenal player?

And both won’t be around in the next few years. Game has changed. All the young keepers coming through will be ballers.

That's a right save tbf

Sadly it's 50% (at least) of the GK's game now.

We’re 3rd though, so we must be good at something at least.

You ok James?

Yet another we should have signed at the time. He'd be perfect in a midfield with Tonali and Bruno.

That's football these days.

(EVER!)

Someone didn’t bow out after all.

If we're spending £40m on a new right winger I'd hope it was on someone who was an actual right winger. I know he's played there a little bit but I'm fairly certain he's a CM. If we could get him for £20m and develop him I'd probably be ok with it, but £40m is a huge chunk of our likely budget.

Where would we even play him? He doesn't score, or assist.

The fuck is that? Nobody at the club signed that off surely?

He’s absolutely insane, that’s for sure