Shearergol

Did he not ask for your £36m new number 10?

Can they learn 4-4-2 quick enough?

Kane should score that

He’s right though, if only we could find a world class midfielder; they’d be better than shelvey

I’m almost certain HTT was obsessed with “black power” in early forum days, so shouldn’t worry.

He’s waiting for our “takeover”

Ole’s still the man, right?

Good looking boy too

Genuinely think he’s one of the best players in the league. No idea why he’s playing for us.

He’s shite

Burnley

Here come the freaks. Or people who are able to see. Yeah but CL managers love him, and kaka

Bruceball. My favourite player out and worst player in. Standard.

It’s 4-5-1

I think it’s better than usual this season

2 up top though?

Remember when we were better than Brighton?

Fucking hell, he’s hilarious

Sherwood - Newcastle won’t get top 6 so staying in the prem would be the aim. Also Sherwood - Everton can look at Leicester and wolves; why shouldn’t they break the top 6

Rooney’s just scored a peach of a free kick. Not convinced it was a foul though.

Awesome, exactly what we need. Or not.

I had two games for Winterton Rangers back in the day Two. That's my career.

Maybe he just recognises when players aren't good enough to play for England?

Bet Burnley go 3-4-3

Yep, not far off a full on melt down. It’s amazing.