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Needs signing off I'd assume?

Was class v Man City in CL but that's the only time I've seen him and I'd imagine that's as good OL played all season. Assume he'll replace Sissoko so it's win-win. Think a lot of Spurs fans would want him paired with Sissoko.

Yep, same with Maguire. Will be a similar sort of fee. They’ve turned down 70m for Maguire today from Man Utd. Hence the debate.

Think we'll all be watching Rafa's team, like the majority of people promised months ago.

Good stuff, only Rondon, Kennedy, Atsu ,Diame and Rafa down from a pretty poor squad this season going to be a shambles. Big Jack is back though. And Murphy.

£25m will fund all of our transfers and wages for this season. Hard to turn that down.

Fuck that article hurts

All guesswork. But we’re used to bad news so....

Previously: 1. DIEGO SIMEONE (Atletico Madrid): 41.2 millon euros 2. JOSE MOURINHO (Ex Manchester United): 31 million euros 3. THIERRY HENRY (Ex Monaco): 25.5 million euros 4. PEP GUARDIOLA (Manchester City): 24.1 million euros 5. ERNESTO VALVERDE (Barcelona): 23 million euros

Nope. Simeone gets €41m

It all started back in 2007....

All these vanishing tweets, amazing really.

Well that’s something to look forward to. Despite all of our best efforts and intentions, Mike Ashley is a wanker. Soz, takeover is off init.

Not sure what you mean? Waster hopefully

Some furious back-peddling in order here.

You’ve fucked it man Lol i will be proved right in the end : No takeover ? We'll all be the first to pat you on the back, don't worry.

Could this be Ashley doing his usual jiggery-pokery with the club and its assets??? Matt[/member] you're needed

None of my WhatsApp messages have ever had line space issues like that. Must be android.

It’ll be about the uncertainty making it impossible to appoint a manager so Redfearn will be caretaker manager. Also means no signings so win-win

They already know who they’re appointing. They just want to leave it as late as possible.

I get the feeling that we’ll hear next to nothing from him.

Instead of longstaff I guess?

Sell him for £25m, keep the value of the club at £350m. Sadly he’s on shit wages, so the transfer fee for a replacement will be around £4m to cover the difference.

Hang on. You've continued to go to the match for the TWELVE YEARS that Ashley has owned the club, yet anybody who doesn't pack it in now (i.e. at the exact same time as you have) is being called spineless and various other shit over multiple posts Man, that's absolutely fucking hilarious In all fairness to him (this one time alone), this current situation really should be the last straw, no?

Fingers crossed. Would anyone care?