Shearergol

Hope he's shitter than Joselu.

This makes me laugh. You need to transform your mind. Managers at Newcastle will not get money for anything. Players with potential will be brought in by MA and the recruitment team and the manager will be told to figure it out. The ones that excel will be sold for substantial profits. I get that, honestly I do. I’ll reword. No way are we spending the going rate on any players. We’ll spend £7m on a young striker who will be utter shite.

We’re not spending £35m on a striker like. No way will Bruce get money to spend. Loans all the way now.

Not his fault he was shit and still got games. See colback, jack.

Rafa wasn't keen apparently, and preferred to have Rondon come back. It's all about the age requirement, and players already identified by the recruitment team, which was why players weren't coming in under Rafa. If Rafa didn't want him its clearly an agent favour then. Rafa wanted Scott. Joelinton he doesn't want (who we'll never sign anyway)

No pressure Gayle lad.

I'm loving it tbh. Hope we get zero points this season and all the best players quit.

Happened as much as womanchester united happened

Only allowed one coach.

Oh I get that, I was having a dig at Nut

Does it matter? They’ve identified a target, they have the money, and are making sure they get him as quickly as they can. Imagine that? it doesn't matter but it's natural to compare transfers and footballers like...Schar cost £3.5m btw We should have paid £80m for him to get him in quicker.

Give him chance though, he's a local lad. And he likes to play attacking football.

You could sign any of our centre backs for £20m though, and all are better than him.

When he leaves the media will class him as a poor Rafa signing.

Yeah, strangely the other interested parties (didn’t happen) just vanished. It’s almost like it was bullshit all along. It was always going to play out like this. It's straight out of the Ashley book. It's still hard to believe how many fell for it again though. Fell for what exactly? The buyers are, like Staveley, genuinely trying to buy the club. Ashley as always, has been the sticking point, and I don't think many people out there thought it was going to be otherwise. Fell for the possibility that Ashley might sell this time. He’s played us with a number of his actions.

So basically we’re gonna have to look at a league 1 manager who fancies a challenge. Or Brian laws.

Yeah, strangely the other interested parties (didn’t happen) just vanished. It’s almost like it was bullshit all along.

Charlie Adam or jay spearing as replacement? Joe Allen? Jeff Hendrick? Jack cork?

Can anyone name a premiership club with a worse history of managers?

The undisclosed fee will go straight into Steve’s transfer chest.

Don’t see your issue. We’re making a fortune.

Carroll and Sturridge I reckon. Get more English lads in who care about the club, unlike these foreign scums

This is like sourpuss for me, but this time I have no emotion at all. I just want it to be funny. I want all the shit fringe players to become first teamers. Captain jamaal is gonna come out giving his full support soon btw, that’ll be fun.

2020 isn’t it?

New holding midfielder. watch him get a new deal Praying for it tbh