Shearergol

I went for that.

Welbeck would cost about £40m in today's mental market. I'd love him here though.

Mitro looked like a premiership player there.

Depends where Salah plays I guess.

That's put my mind at rest.

No way Poch leaves them with their new stadium ready and off the back of a great season (especially so given they've effectively played 38 games away from home). That's one I think is safe to categorise in the ITK Bullshit file. You must not have seen Pochettino's presser after yesterday's game then? He's basically just said the same as every other manager - they need to spend more to move onto the next level. I'm not sure what he's said that makes people sure he's going. The fact that he said it's out of his hands? He does sound a lot like Rafa though. I like him a lot.

Assume the club technically don’t generate tv money.

Captain fantastic for me. England captain in the making. Then Shelvey, Diame, Perez, Ritchie.

Weirdly he’s vital to us. Just need a better striker in front of him.

I wonder if we could sign Kante as backup to Diame next season?

Love a last day premiership match.

Getting a bit sloppy now. Need to get our foot on the ball for a bit.

Giroud is ace inventing fifa special moves

The fuck is this idiot coming on for?

Ouch!

Been quiet for me, I think this game was there for him to really have a go. I think he’s done alright tbh

Brilliant half that

Sky say not

Great assist from Murphy

He has now.

Gayle touched the ball yet?

Can't even blame Ashley for that (not saying that you are). I reckon we'll loan him next season then Chelsea will look to sell him after that.

Rafa has performed miracles turning the majority of our players around. Wish he could do it with our shitty strikers though.

From Wiki...? “Nicknamed Lücke - or ‘Gap’ - on account of his distinctive front teeth. He has a wife called Lisa. Following an accident at Werder Bremen’s training ground he once ended up hospitalised with the tooth of his teammate wedged in his forehead. He listens to Survivor’s 'Eye of the Tiger' for motivation.” Never heard of him, but 25 years old, 6’2, and decent scoring record. 1 in 3.2 ?? ok...maybe not THAT decent, but Gayle was 4.2 when we bought him from CP in comparison. Slightly less shit than Gayle is still shit.

Mitro (value), Gayle and Joselu (shitness) can all go for me. Perez is certainly one to keep, let Toney stay at Scunthorpe, Armo back to another championship club etc.... We've got lots of work to do with strikers this summer!