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Obviously our other left backs are either injured or leaving?

Can't be real, surely?

FFS it's not even September. This place.

To be fair, that's what every club is asking of us with our players. However, ours are shit.

Don't worry, not like we're starting the season with our unwanted centre back playing at left back, no real number 10, a striker who can't play because he doesn't trust his hamstrings, another striker who can't play because he's a fucking idiot, our most vital midfielder getting himself sent off needlessly in his first game, a right back who looked rubbish at Sunderland and 4 keepers who Rafa doesn't rate. We'll be fine.

Swansea already bid £12m for him, so that's not happening. Is he the crap one form Norwich? Yeah that's the fella.

Thread over in just over 1 page. Good work lads.

Swansea already bid £12m for him, so that's not happening.

That and he was garbage last year.

No way should anyone be allowed to bump this thread on deadline day.

He's better than any of our left backs, and I think he'd be a good fit for us. Surely we have to buy him though.

Wonder what happened to that, given that it had mysteriously disappeared from the latest accounts and we'd clearly not received anything. Could have been utilised to bolster this summer's budget if it actually existed. Another lie from this cunt. Zero will know.

We're not selling Gayle or letting mitro leave on loan. It's all smoke and mirror bullshit.

Getting out bid by West Brom Outbid for who?

Wolves: Jack, we need you to avoid stupid fouls in the first two minutes, pass the ball forwards and don't hide behind other players. Jack: no deal

What?? Seriously, What?? Surprised Chelsea/Man City/Arsenal/Man United aren't in for him.

I can't understand why he didn't play against Forest. Just give him a chance.

Are Palace linked with every striker in the world?

And he'll spend the season injured and/or shit.

There's some (likely nonsense) reports floating around about us being interested in Zoet and including Krul in the deal. Tribal Football cites Fox Sports but I can't find anything legitimate. Urgh, no thanks. The Titus Bramble of the goalkeeping world.

Good on Derby, how many teams would have just ignored that or not bothered to try and track him down? Love Billy Sharp. Absolute top bloke whenever I've spoken to him.

Hull City official tinder page announce that?

He's going nowhere. This is the story to cover up our lack of signings.

Underated player Great player, but not convinced he's a premier league player.

Hakim Ziyech. Frenkie De Jong looks like he'll be an excellent player, too. Perhaps not as a classic #10 but very comfortable on the ball. Stay well away from the De Jong's of this world please.