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Bye bye premiership. Fucking wankers.

Another miss.

Charlie Austin knows how to score.

Funny how many people on here are close friends with Perez, knowing that he'll definitely want to leave, and he's not wanted anyway.

Despite the massive difference in talent?

To be fair, we could probably get Harry Kane.

Like me? Someone who remembers a player being gash as often as they were brilliant? A realist perhaps then. Oh and whoever keeps posting links of him, he's doing that in a league where defending is practically non existent. Think back to how good Cabella and even Thauvin looked while they were still playing there. How often did he do it for us at PL level? Or for Hull City for that matter. I'm not saying it was because of a lack of talent, more down to his attitude. If he was prepared to work harder, he'd have played more and could well still be here. It took THIS long for Pardew to register on here??

I never understand why people care about the price of players so much. Granted, if we came out and said "£12m is our budget for this season" and that's what he cost, I can see people question it, but as it stands the transfer fee has zero to do with our concerns. He could cost £40m as far as I care, as long as we still get the striker and left back we need.

He's first name on the teamsheet. Perez dropped and tiote away.

Surely we should have had at least two more penalties there???!

Three goals in one game? How?

Rooney?

Fantastic performance though, seen the reaction, ref did us, blah blah blah

Nah, he's being backed. We're stuck with him.

Get Glenn hoddle in. Or graham Taylor.

Subs on in 5 mins anyway

Who said Rooney brace earlier?

Get Perez and the ginger tosspot off

What are the odds of us not scoring again this season?

What are the odds on us not scoring again this season?

Looking through every match thread, I sense colback might be the main reason we're shit ?

What happened? What's it called again?

10. Has been since Stevo came in.

Observe his positioning and decision making doesn't show for the ball particularly well, takes up some very odd positions and always looks for the safest possible option. Why though? Nobody gets trained to do that at any level.