Shearergol

Foden and Bellingham spent most of last night getting in each other's way. Our tactic of playing in straight lines and hoping one of the forwards can pull off a world class piece of skill is incredibly frustrating. Watched the under 21's and they seem to actually have a way of playing.

Don't quote me, as I don't have the full story yet, but I'm hearing he had to carry extra leaflets on his paper round this week.

Ashley levels of ownership from first Swann and then Hilton. Amazing the club hasn’t gone under yet, but it’s close.

Chilwell the only left back in England?

At least it’s not Longstaff

Obviously

Did Barnes ever play on the right?

Christ, I forgot Shearer

I swear we're living in a simulation with him in control.

Give over man.

Can you name more than a dozen players who could come in and have Bruno's impact?

What era are they playing in? Present day? I think I'd only bring Terry and Cole in for Maguire and Chilwell (lolz) in the back 5. There's an argument for Rooney but you can't drop Kane. Bellingham, Rice, Saka, Foden all start for me too. I'd stick Gazza in to complete it.

Completely this. I kinda get the Isak argument, but I doubt we'll ever see another Bruno in the shirt, whereas we'll see a lot of Isak's.

Imagine Burn coping on his own

He’s a pointless player these days. My lad loves his books though, so he has a future doing something at least.

Bruno would play every week for City.

Confirms he's leaving then.

I'm inspired anyway.

Spoke about Brazil and Anthony Gordon. Then muttered something under his breathe about Howe out.

We're living in a simulation dude.

At least we'll miss him a lot less this time around. He's been shite for weeks.

Can I stick this in ACE POSTS mate?

Doesn't help FFP though I'm afraid.

Howe out