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Apart from fans being shut out of grounds when seats were still empty, and match stewards going on strike meaning the police had to step in? Dead smooth that like.

It only needs some of the players to start ignoring the ref's whistle and claiming they can't hear it. Easy.

Andy Keogh is linked with a move back to Leeds, so that's one reserve striker gone

Green, Hart, James Johnson, Baines, A Cole, Carragher, Terry, Ferdinand, King Milner, SWP, Lennon, Gerrard, Lampard, Barry, Carrick, J Cole Rooney, Crouch, Heskey, Defoe + either Huddlestone or Upson. Can't see it being anything other than that tbh

Why?

he'd cost more than that. Why? Hooper is a much better player and he's gonna go for between £2m and £2.5m

Played for Chelsea, and?

Michael Owen

12. Zamblera (does that count?) 13. Kinsella 14. Mirandinha

Ketsbaia, Ginola.......some others. Edit: Acuna...I'm getting there. 1. Lua Lua 2. Lua Lua 3. Acuna 4. Ginola 5. Ketsbaia 6. Zamblera (does that count?) 7. Kinsella 8. Mirandinha Now I'm struggling...

Believe me, it doesn't

Unless you actually look at the stats. Rooney has played in 13 of Man United's 14 games they haven't won this season. He's hardly that important?

Spurs top 5 this season tbh Should have said top 4 really

Did the lad in shorts forget his jeans?

Really???

The club has made substantial profit in the Ashley era in the transfer market. United are the 4th or 5th top supported team throughout the leagues, and costs have been cut right back in terms of players wages and staffing generally. In addition the TV money will be restored to the full amount next season and Newcastle only had one season with the reduced parachute payment. I fail to see how the club can still be in the dire financial position some near the current mob running the club are claiming. So you've made the figure up then.

Sssshhhhh, the Liverpool fans will come back with "but we sold some players 15 years ago" line.

Hooper > Chopra every day of the week.

fyp No, they were actually discussing it somewhere. Read it on a football website, can't remember which one. Yeah, it's true. Scunny get £6m.

Did he not score 13 goals for Reading the year they got relegated? That's better than any of our current strikers..... Just found that out was 6. What? You were 6? Or he was?

Random question about Alex, but has she had "surgery"?

Did he not score 13 goals for Reading the year they got relegated? That's better than any of our current strikers.....

Absolutely. Those likening him to the likes of Owen, Duff and Martins want to wash their mouths out. Because those three showed talent?

Nigel Adkins went a bit overboard like but good work none the less. Wonder if he'll be off in the summer, he's done a brilliant job @ Glanford Park. It's probably worth him staying for 1 more year to show that he can sustain a team in the Championship. They'll be plenty of people after him though. Same with Hooper.

Can I just mention the amazing fight back at Glanford Park to keep Scunny in the Championship for another season Seeya Sheff Wednesday.