Greg

Our travelling support in fine voice, kind of wished I hadn't sold my ticket on now but I guess these exams are important.

We never beat them though do we. One defeat in the last 5 at Ewood but only 2 league wins there in the Premiership era.

The Sixth Round Proper Cardiff City/Birmingham City v Ipswich Town/Crystal Palace/Watford Manchester City/Newcastle United v Everton/Norwich City Plymouth Argyle/Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland/Arsenal Liverpool/Chelsea v Nottingham Forest/Bolton Wanderers

Maybe not world class but Michael Carrick isn't a bad player, regular for the best team in Europe but there certainly isn't many.

Although I think he's been injured as well.

In the u18s In the U16's actually, only made one appearance for the U18's.

Absolutely mental, how old is he now? 34?

They're all totally random. Damn you and your master database. What is he -8? Yes.

They're all totally random.

Bloomin' 'eck, didn't realise he was so close to coming back. Good news, I just hope (again) Guthrie stays in. Doubt it though. He only started full training again today by the sounds of things so I doubt he'll feature but then again we are desperate but the last thing we want is for him to come on and get injured and be out for even longer.

Daily Mail think Barton could make the bench.

Is he not from Solvenia?

That's not really how it works but along those lines.

Was in a Berliner rather than a tabloid.

Your entire left leg looks double the size of your right leg!

5th Round Ipswich Town / Crystal Palace v Watford Liverpool v Chelsea Sunderland AFC v Arsenal Plymouth Argyle v Tottenham Hotspur Everton v Norwich City Manchester City v Newcastle United Nottingham Forest v Bolton Wanderers Cardiff City v Birmingham City

Yes he's decent but the aussie kid in midfield brad Inman looks a better player, he's impressed me the few times i've seen him, more of a playmaker whereas McCrudden is a goal scorer. In terms of midfielders Inman is the one that the club are the most excited about and have very high hopes for.

Brother.

Poached from the Mackems in the summer.

79min - QPR GOAL (1-3): ANDREW PERRING turns home from close range after Terry Smith had squared for the midfielder from the right.

74min - NEWCASTLE GOAL (0-3): MICHAEL McCRUDDEN races onto a long clearance downfield before stabbing past Bulmer from 10 yards to all but seal the tie for United.

58min - NEWCASTLE GOAL (0-2): James Tavernier's diagonal free-kick finds its way to JAMES TAYLOR on the angle of the six-yard area and the centre-back controls before lashing into the roof of the net - great finish.

Half-time: United continue to lead 1-0 with QPR keeper Niki-Lee Bulmer enjoying an inspired evening, Ranger, Tavernier and McCrudden all thwarted by the young stopper.

If we get through we've got a bloody tough game against Man City.

QPR: Niki-Lee Bulmer, Michael Wright, Femi Ilesanmi, Max Ehmer, Ed Harris, Luke Olley, Josh Parker, Andrew Perring, Antonio German, Terry Smith, Cyrus Sylvan-Vanterpool Subs: Elliott Cox, Joe Brittain, Javonne Molloy, Danny Bailey, Christian Nanetti NUFC: Max Johnson, James Tavernier, Paul Dummett, Brad Inman, Jeff Henderson, James Taylor, Conor Newton, Ryan Donaldson ©, Nile Ranger, Michael McCrudden, Shane Ferguson Subs: Dan Leadbitter, Jak Alnwick, Stephen Folan, Dan Williams, Greg McDermott Referee: Mr T Mason