Skeletor

Are you gay? Sorry to disappoint you mate but you will not be lifting my shirt, go hunt elsewhere. Yeah Skirge's heart is only for the Krulster.

Not a patch on Pele the 2nd Ambrose Esquire though.

Athletic tape

He'd be sent of due to the new rule. Which would be awesome and more importantly very lolzy.

Imagine if the fullback marking him put on a venom mask every time he tackled Jonas.

Would've changed them to B&W stripes, renamed 'Real Newcastle'

Freddie Shepherd missing out on his main target?

Hit the "issue hands off warning" button. But Chris Hughton thinks we should press "Available for the right price" Never listen to the assistant manager. If they knew what they were talking about they'd be the manager.

Hit the "issue hands off warning" button.

Picked West Ham, Spurs and the Mackems just because I can.

The hypochondriac probably coughed once to unblock his throat and thought he had Malaria. Probably not long before he was expected at training.

Do you? do you believe this, or is it the rantings of a maniac with the knives out ........ http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/news/columnists/neil-farrington/2008/07/20/toon-can-t-sign-top-stars-on-the-cheap-79310-21370957/ He does look like Herman Munster.

Is he still a disgusting grease ball? That will affect my opinion of what he's said.

This whole thing is gonna get worse before it gets better isn't it?

Also this. Wullie is on top form today.

Hey Fergie needs to buy a new slave to replace Ronaldo. Only fair.

Jonas out!

No Peter Parker tbh.

I'm optimistic but that's just plain wrong. and maybe an AM I'm a Barton & Geremi fan you see Definitely in need of at least one more quality midfielder and desperate for a centre forward imo. This.

"I R THE SLAVE MASTAAAAAAH"

Don't forget Sodeberg or whatever he is called. Krul was a Roeder signing wasn't he? Ole a 3 Headed Beast signing. As they are the same age I guess one was always going to have to go at some point Souness signing.

He can delete, but he can't hide. *Ghost busters theme song*

Vampire Croat Boy.

Because the ghost of the old board did it before Ashley locked it in a cupboard again.

http://forumspile.com/No-Darth_Vader.jpg Tbf, he isn't going to say "I wish Smith would f*** off" no matter how much he thinks it. It wouldn't kill him to say it every once in a while.