Skeletor

Dennis Wise tried to be a cheeky cunt and cut part of his hair off so now he's refusing to come out of the cupboard.

aye ultimely the b****** won though didn't he Yeah the Depor chairman really saw him coming.

Didn't Freddie Shepherd comment on how much of a bastard the Deportivo president is to deal with after the Luque deal?

FYP What will be different? Some random southern journo will come out with a piece saying the deal fell through because coloccini found out mike ashley dances around a pentagram naked while drinking the blood of virgins and the usual suspects will lap it up like the unquestioning retards they are about how "I guess having a NO AMBITION DEVIL WORSHIPPER FOR AN OWNER IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR SOME PEOPLE, SHAME STANDARDS HAVE SLIPPED." Well wikipedia says Coloccini listens to metal so he might be impressed by that kinda thing.

It's because it's a drama queen's word.

If we get him and Burdisso (considering they can cover RB and LB respectively) then our defence looks pretty set for now. We still need a target man (I really hope Keegan isn't planning on using Smith at all) to help keep the ball at the other end of the pitch though.

Why are people still discussing this when they could be discussing Coloccini's hair in his thread.

We've refused to pay shipping and handling?

meltdown of vesuvius proportions when he signs for tottenham No just another old board vs new board debate. Everyone loves a bit of that.

was why I only put the links, so all in one post you can see some say we will get him and others say the deal is off. The skysports article is really old and the general consesus from the articles is that we've agreed a deal with the player, but the problem is that Deportivo want the 15m euros all in one go whilst we want to pay it installments. none of the articles have said that, some of them say we want to pay the whole amount up-front Footylatest begs to differ tbh .

was why I only put the links, so all in one post you can see some say we will get him and others say the deal is off. The skysports article is really old and the general consesus from the articles is that we've agreed a deal with the player, but the problem is that Deportivo want the 15m euros all in one go whilst we want to pay it installments.

Oh Skirge what would we do without you reposting articles that have already been discussed on previous pages .

Sorry I should have said footylatest. All these sites are so similar. Enjoy:

Fooymad already delivered the all important news.

I'm the same. It'd also fill people with confidence that we actually can do transfers .

Officially, his future should be decided in the next few days According to his agent, we've made an offer According to Spanish press, it's a matter of hours before he signs So no, then? Signing for Benfica Hotspurs FYP

He's only voicing his opinion. He provides good comedy and sometimes talks sense. No he doesn't. Surprised that was the only part you underlined tbh.

Problem is that if we ban him we won't get vital, expert DVD reviews of all our future signings. I don't think we could live without that.

Keegan needs another long haired centre back.

Let me guess.... Newcastle target Warnock turns down the deal at the last minute after a problem with personal terms. i reckon its a barton swop or something They're gonna take Ameobi in part exchange to complete their new look super strike force.

He's getting desperate then.

He's locked in the basement.

I agree. He should have definitely been asked what's up with his hair.

Are you gay? Sorry to disappoint you mate but you will not be lifting my shirt, go hunt elsewhere. Yeah Skirge's heart is only for the Krulster. aye , He's unbelievable ya see. So that's his secret identity on here? Its no secret... Not anymore it isn't

Are you gay? Sorry to disappoint you mate but you will not be lifting my shirt, go hunt elsewhere. Yeah Skirge's heart is only for the Krulster. aye , He's unbelievable ya see. So that's his secret identity on here?