Skeletor

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Cautious

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/5216/010278371384800xc2.gif How did Alan Smith manage to get his hair more gay than last season? Incredible. Well he has to be good for something right?

i still can't believe we spent 16 million on owen when we we're offered keane for 8 because he wasn't a proper footballer according to souness ffs I forgot about that. To be fair I agreed with him (all relative to 2005 obviously).

The people who post in the 'Toon Toon Black and White Army" topic come across as mongs anyway.

It's like dealing with scientologists lol.

So while we spoke to his agent, Benfica went to Zaragoza to speak to club and player. Sack the board tbh... His agent is probably Nicko.

Trying to save his skin.

Jonas looks pleased to be here.

Chronicle and Mirror and AS all say that we've agreed a fee, and his agents are coming for talks. Edit: AS still think he's going to Benfica I should say. So I believe.

Bloody hell we're not that bad!

It's Aimar then. Predictable.

Quality

Haha who registered as Maethis? Own up.

Back up now.

Congratulations. You should be thanking me. Why? It was me that started that chant. Congratulations My Ally DVD suggests that his chanting is all graft and no flair. Most definitely no Ginola. About the best this club can get though.

I forgot he existed. Why did you remind me of the horror?

And we don't boo anyone, what we actually say is "woooooo" in homage to the fact that Ric Flair is an uber fan of our club. True story.

To get away from Liverpool? EDIT: Incidentally, I think we should be going for Konchesky. One of the worst in the league. And he's bald.

Henry Winter is dreamy. Plastic surgery tbh.

He had flair hair though. Much like Ginola. More Anderssons less Jonas'.

Is it a rule that all sports journos must be hideous looking?

Are you sure you wouldn't like to buy the Jose Enrique DVD and actually form a valid opinion of him?

It's not really his fault, but to go from Cole to him for the rest of the 94/95 season really made me not like him.