Skeletor

Also the wannabe pitch invader getting tackled by security.

His second yellow is so petty by the referee the more you see it.

I mean even in his post-match interview he's boring, but I'll gladly take goals and goal contributions over step overs any day.

Yeah, but how many step overs has he done?

Boring boring Harvey Barnes.

Boring boring Harvey Barnes.

J-Ratshley

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1879222/man-utd-news-erik-ten-hag-sir-jim-ratcliffe

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68548178

People seem surprised? We've been a disjointed team all season.

How's Dan's garden coming along?

The opposite in my opinion. You need your back up to be available as often as possible for when something does happen to number 1.

If he's telling them the same thing privately then he's got issues.

We're probably losing, but hopefully without conceding an embarrassing number of goals this time.

What's with the dodgy wig?

I genuinely love this. No attachment to him at all. Either he stays in the end coming to some agreement, or he goes for a lot of money and is replaceable. I'd be reaching for the razor blades if it was Bruno or Isak.

Ooh ooh ooh

If they go to Man Utd place a few bets in their names. The Dan Ashworth special.

Reason for leaving your last job? "I'm a rat" I see...we'll be in touch.

Milan had his pants down with Tonali, and now we've fucked him over too. Some master negotiator.