Skeletor

Party's over grandpas.

It was a thing of beauty. Power and placement. Just glided into the net so smoothly and effortlessly.

"Absolutely potetic!"

Chelsea are by the far the easiest team we've had so far.

Chelsea away of course.

Nice to see the Man Utd fans all stayed for the draw.

Still not on

We've frightened the elite.

Putting a phone call in to the Kremlin for advice about draw-rigging?

Is the draw cancelled due to the wake for Man Utd's season?

"Cheer up Kevin Keegan Eric Ten Hag. Oh what can it mean to a sad manc bastard and a shite football team"

Love how Man Utd and Arsenal are in the thumbnail. Never change Sky!

One man for the job

Liverpool summoned to EFL in emergency meeting as Newcastle knocking out both of the Manchester teams.

Ha ha Reguilon.

Is Amrabaat's hairline painted on?

If the ref wasn't paid off that would have been a second yellow for the second dissent.

I'd have cum if that went in from Longstaff.

Eddie's had the stats editor out again.

He did look good on loan for Derby and his first season at Chelsea. Doing a Ross Barkley now though.

My favourite was in the first half when Mount put a shot wide and the commentator screamed "MOUNT!!!!" when the ball was already out of play.