Skeletor

Electric atmosphere in the Theatre of Dreams.

Nice to see Dubravka living out his dream of playing at Old Trafford finally.

Rumour has it Siem De Jong just broke an eye lash sleeping.

The league is far more competitive this year (Man Utd aside). The real important work will be not to lose any key players in the summer if we don't make the CL again.

His body was too Brucealicious.

https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=165021963351125 Finally the proper camera angle of Wilson's goal.

We have the best goal difference in the league, yet we're 6th. Most goals scored too. We're in a false (low) position.

Ok I take it back. He has glowed up a bit since coming here.

If Eddie wants him then I'd know his motivation was already checked, which is enough for me.

He won't get overlooked having been the U21 player of the tournament. Even a blind man like Southgate can't pretend they don't see him.

Not every team is meant to be special. They're a middle of the road club from an area already over saturated with football clubs.

Top goal scorers should always be the goal for me. Growing up with the school of Keegan I can't think any other way.

Sky Sports YouTube highlights tried to stitch various angles together to make it look like they didn't fuck it up

And the league is annoyingly more competitive this time round.

His turn around has been the most shocking for me. He was here for so many years without showing a glimmer of quality, and now he's an adequate squad player in our CL squad.

I'll turn the heating up for those who are still "warming up".

ASM was great when he got on the ball and took players on but I never had confidence in him in a shooting position.

Even the infamous Derby team had 4 points at this stage (admittedly at our crappy expense) EDIT: 5 even!

Last season we kept feeling like we were playing above our level. Now we're just in cruise control as a top side

Makes me laugh reading Redcafe. They're all posting "How the fuck do Newcastle score so many goals" "Look at their scorers: Murphy, Gordon, Longstaff". Denial by the kilowatt.

It's fine. Chelsea qualify for the CL every year by being Chelsea according to Boehly.