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Jack Passback seeing himself as Cabaye in the mirror.

We usually do win this fixture.

This is it in a nutshell. They started like this last season then flushed like a turd.

Good effort with all the injuries, suspensions and fixture congestion. Unfortunate ending but can't fault it. We go again after the international break (hopefully with more players available).

No

Keep the momentum going please.

McTominay actually is shit though.

His English for the amount of time he's been here is about as good as his right foot. I still love the guy.

I'll happily listen to any pundit male or female if they can do the basics. For example: - Pardew and Bruce were shit and are not nice guys - Mike Ashley was a cancer on this club - We are not deluded geordies who expect to win the league - We haven't spent hundreds of billions of oil money Etc... They'd be one up on pretty much every other idiot in the pundit world.

"Hitler's early work was a little too Nu-Roman Empire for my tastes. However, when the September Campaign came out in 1939, the Nazis really came into their own, commercially and artistically."

It's the same Everton fans who made death threat bed sheets against Benitez when he signed. There's a large portion of their fan base which is mentally unhinged.

I mean we're not really ones to talk. Pretty much every single poster here is male, commenting on men's football.

He's still a free agent.

Le Tru Parisien.

They're 5th in Ligue 1. Think he's just shite.

People forget that when he first broke through we thought he was going to be a world beater and were turning down offers from top sides for him. Then Bruce happened.

He's the ultimate shape shifter, ol' Lizard Lips.

The foundations Pardew put in place after consultation with Steve Bruce.

Something surreal about seeing the King talk about us in the Champions League.