Skeletor

But stands to reason he still has them in his locker.

I just really want him to succeed. Definitely his best game against Sheffield Utd. His stats were really impressive. I feel like we haven't seen his "Maradona" skills that he was showing at Bristol Rovers.

Controversial free kick given after a leg breaker attempt.

Targett worries me so much

Fuck me. Imagine releasing an extended highlights reel after your team has been arse raped 8-0...

Looking at the young talent that's been coming through the past 5-6 years, it's criminal Cabbage Head was ever allowed near this club. Lock Ashley up. I've no doubt Matty would have turned out decent too if Bruce had never happened.

I've always been a fan of his. He's not the fashionable player he might have been had Brewse never got his sweaty bacon hoofs on him but he's such a vital cog in the system.

Highlights being uploaded too slowly!

We did that on match day 1.

We scored more goals today than Man Utd have all season.

This was like playing Fifa on career mode.

That goal difference repair though.

Newcastle 8-0 Sheff Weds Sheff Utd 0-8 Newcastle

1st club to ever have 8 different goal scorers in one match.

Is this real life?

Howe decided this game wasn't challenging his intellect.

We've got the genuine article if Sheff Utd have the cash.

Need an Anderson and Hall debut goal.

Funny reading the other fans reactions. Redcafe jealous of us, Arsenal-mania focusing on how shit the bottom of the league are, RAWKorea saying we're nothing special and will be lucky to finish top 8

Completed it mate.

Never scored 6 in an away game apparently. Challenge accepted.

Tom Davies fucking hell. Grim stuff.