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Get the fuck in

I warned you I've been holding back hoping for something, anything but he's been exactly what I expected so far.

Especially as Delap was the only one who could do it properly.

Shit beard bad hair transplant combo.

Actually pressing this half as well. We're back.

Beautiful man

Them "ahhhh dodgy keeper"-ing Pope only for Raya to be a dodgy keeper.

Need other options.

GTFI

Haven't been that angry with a performance in a long time. Dread the second half.

So shit so far.

Not at it so far.

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I just want Michael Oliver to become our own nWo Nick Patrick now.

Howay Agent Oliver.

When you want Everton to go down but they always seem to be playing your top 4 rivals

I still want us to go for Alexis MacAllister. Believe he has 2 years left in the summer.

I'd keep him in the squad for years to come personally. Ticks both home grown boxes, likeable lad, finally developing to a level close to his potential from years ago and generally a good egg. If Howe can sort out his finishing he'd actually be a top quality midfielder as well. Just wish Porkchops had never got his greasy fat hands on him during the crucial years of his development.

Ted Boehly

When Rice does go it will be for a much lower fee but it will be "undisclosed" so that West Ham can look like they got a lot of money for him.

Hundreds of billions.

That game against Chelsea with Lampard in charge:

How much does the 2022/23 winner receive? A breakdown of the prize money available to the winner is as follows: All 32 clubs to qualify for the group stages receive a base payment of €15.64m (£13.48m). Group stage wins are worth an additional €2.8m (£2.4m), with draws earning clubs €930,000 (£802,000). Reaching the round of 16 earns an additional €9.6m (£8.2m) Quarter-finalists make €10.6m (£9.1m) Semi-finalists make €12.5m (£10.7m) And the finalists receive €15.5m (£13.3m) with €4.5m (£3.8m) for the champions As a result, the champions will receive €68.34m (£58.99m), but if they also win all six of their group matches, then they will receive a combined total of €85.14m (£73.49m) in prize money, before coefficient shares and market pool funds come into play.

It's so entertaining at the bottom this year. 18th place changes after every game played on any day. So glad we've moved past all of this now.