Skeletor

Stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Bah humbug.

Dominant.

There we go!

Can see a Youtube compilation coming on: Sheffield United vs Newcastle United but Newcastle's score increases every time Sheffield Utd kick them harder.

It's easy to miss with us playing such hard opening fixtures but half the league is absolute dog shit.

"Some boos at half time" Thought they were a loud vocal crowd? They've even given up booing Gordon

Bruno like a drunk Maradona there.

Well he's playing really well today, AND like the nasty cunt he was at Everton. More of this please.

Hopefully the one who threw the bottle at Anderson.

Callum man...

I mean he's fouled.

We need to destroy this anti-football shower of shit.

Fuck me this Sheffield Utd team have no business being in this league with their leg breaking bullshit.

Get in We're doing a "big team against a shit Newcastle team" performance where we're the big team now.

Clogger Utd.

100% of the ball isn't over.

Say what you want, but we need to maintain standards and we should be expecting to win this one. The real question is whether the team shape gets fixed, the pressing and intensity returns and we start putting away our chances.

We also had a dodgy VAR call to deny Wilson his earlier goal so it balances out.

The only morbidly obese man who is immune to heart attacks.

Southgate needs to step aside. Let a manager with fresh ideas come in and let new players get a chance. As an England supporter there's no way we should be letting Scotland have Elliott or Barnes. Henderson's international career should have been over the second he went to the Saudi league to play kick about with Stevie G.

Sounds like he's had a good start since his loan.

Don't like all our players defecting to Scotland. Stop the madness.

Depends who we class the top brass as. Staveley/Ghodoussi/Jamie Reuben probably. The Saudis are still a question mark. The ambition they're showing to get the Saudi League up there is probably the same ambition they have for this club and we don't know how they would tolerate regression or "failure" this season.