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Mmmm that discount on Maddison when they go down.

Sign him up

Brighton are a good team but no-one should be wishing them well. If they do well it will be at our expense. I hope they crash and burn, whilst still being an admirably run football club.

How I imagine Steven Taylor coaching:

Was hoping he died. What a let down.

Really? Like the Premier League just sitting on our takeover for 2 years hoping PIF would just go away before it went to the courts and became messy for them?

Man Utd owners voting against their sale to Qataris then?

Aye but they seem to be happy to take them now and at rather generous prices

That's the spirit.

That was a close one.

Defending the likes of McTominay is one thing, but coming to a Newcastle forum and asking us to listen to a Souness opinion.

I hope they stay up. We still have a lot more dead wood to get rid of this summer.

Qualify for CL and then with our recent new sponsorship deals we will spend big on 5-6 players in my opinion. Miss out on the CL and it's anyone's guess.

No chance. The minute we make an approach for him Chelsea will come in with a £300m offer and a 20 year contract.

The worst crime of all.

Real Madrid's sense of entitlement to other clubs' best players is the most galling thing in football. Need more clubs to say no to them.

Saka 100% will be poached at some point. City or Real Madrid.

Thuram and Grimaldo would fill two much needed positions for no transfer outlay. I'd be more in favour of that approach so that we can spend in midfield and out wide where it really matters.

Should be publicly hanged if he does.