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Burn would come in and be solid. Lascelles is just about passable for another year. At left back we're already in the equivalent of "lose Botman" because we don't have a good enough player there.

LB is the priority for me too. Personally think we could wait until next summer for a CB.

What other players who might make the grade do we have in our youth set up?

Frimpong is such an odd player to be a GHoeberX for.

Typical it gets announced when I'm out all day. Chuffed with this one. Welcome Harvey.

Successful but if we are hamstrung by FFP I'd hope we'd look at the loan market (with obligation to buy). Especially for a left back.

This is them in full-on butt hurt mode after we kept them out of the CL. You'll notice City, Arsenal and Man Utd aren't kicking up any fuss.

I think the fair value thing only applies to transfers between two clubs with the same owners.

The best revenge would be to keep them out of the top 4 again

No point getting worked up about it. Liverpool's natural speaking voice is whinging.

Liverpool have overruled it.

Dan Ashworth read Ottoman's post and cancelled the deal.

It always takes us ages to announce anyone.

Probably. Football would have died when Cole was sold.

It's also pretty stupid to be negative about us signing the best young English right back.

It's Chelsea so they'd probably buy him back for £300m.

Pretty boring goal. Should have done a few step overs first.

Loans with obligations to buy for the win.

Right footed players playing left back

Bored of Barnes and Livramento now. Where's the next transfer hit?

I love having an unapologetically pro-NUFC ex-player/pundit in the media. Shay's reactions to everything are golden.