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He's reaching his final form.

No aggregate score in the title

God bless Notts Forest ??

Imagine reading that 12 months ago as we have conceded 11 goals, sit third and they're fucking rubbish.

Their delusion is staggering. They're finishing nowhere near top 4.

We're not. We're competing with Spurs and Brighton.

I don't even rate him that highly but it would be hilarious for us to gazump Everton to him on deadline day leaving them with no-one.

"We're light in midfield" Sells a midfielder. Hope there is someone incoming.

£40m + 5m add ons. Sounds rather familiar.

The more I think about him being chased down the street by Everton fans the more I keep thinking of the bus wankers scene from Inbetweeners. Fan: "Fooocccckkkking nob 'ead" Mate 1: "Haha nob 'ead?" Fan: "I don't know, it just felt right" Mate 2: "You can see his little face drop as he realises, 'I must be the nob 'ead" Then part 2 being where they try it on Duncan Ferguson's car and apologise for getting their necks stuck in his hands.

Start with sad music, car being chased down the street... *DJ scratch noise* "Oi ya foockkkkkkking nob 'ead"

Shopping in the ugly section this window.

New contract wanker

40m up front and nothing for a long time afterwards.

Half time against Southampton. All the lights in the stadium suddenly go out... The Coventry Nightmare, James MAAAAADDDISOOOOON!!!

Remember one game, can't remember who it was against. Man Utd were thrashing some team, someone scored and Cole went to kick the ball back into the net again, hit the post and the commentator said "He still can't score." Being the petty bitch I am, I loved it.

Maddison and a full on Harry Redknapp style kidnap of Fresneda.

Schar will use him as the ugly friend that makes him look even hotter by comparison.

British premium + Newcastle tax - Chelsea not interested discount.

Oh well. Guess I better make my peace with this. This stupid rat faced cunt is coming. Please step through Wor Eddie's shite to world class machine lad.