Skeletor

"McTominay?"

*Clicks the "not for sale at any price" button on his profile*

"Mr Maddison..."

McTominay would be grim as fuck.

Can we actually score some goals please?

Any hope we might ground out a 0-0 bore has gone now that Lascelles is playing.

Don't know what Jordan has a problem with there. But I suppose TalkShite have to be contradictory for clicks and views.

Nice to see some bent refs getting the boot tbh.

He can look world class and like the second coming of Shola Bambeobi in the same game. So frustrating but I still love him.

With respect to him, I hope we never see him again as Pope should play every game in every competition. He's definitely upped the attractiveness of the team though.

Just like 98 and 99.

He did admirably, but it shows how valuable Pope is. Pope is dominant at set pieces whereas I felt Karius was getting bullied at times. I also believe Pope would have saved that second goal due to his incredible reactions and height.

Do we have to play this match?

1996 league campaign, 98 and 99 FA cup finals, UEFA cup semi final where we were single handedly beaten by Drogba, now today. It is tiring always being so close but never turning up on the day when it matters. The first trophy will be huge for us because the pressure on our shoulders as a club is bigger than any other club due to the long barren period.

He's done an incredible job far beyond expectations this season. The real test is in the summer window now. We need to have lots of options, more attacking threat, and most importantly not lose Bruno or any of the other key players. Up to the board to back him to the hilt, especially as their naivety in the transfer market should be gone now.

Find it crazy that thinking we didn't do enough in the January window is even controversial. We have no options to change a game and lately have been struggling to even put an 11 together.

Needs to be taken off set pieces permanently. He's shit at them. Can't even remember the last time he took a shot in a decent free kick position.

All pundits: "Looks offside" VAR: "GOAL!"

I can't really fault the effort this time, unlike 98 or 99. But our attacking play is becoming a major concern. We seem to create chances by co-incidence rather than through design. I can't say we have an attacking plan at all. Our free kicks keep getting worse as time goes on. The corner that ended up with trippier passing it back to the half way line was the last straw. Embarrassing that a finished Ritchie can come on and take a great corner straight away. I can't even remember the last time we looked threatening from set pieces or going forward.

"Ohhhhhhhh" The man who I grew up listening to. RIP

Pope would have been a massive advantage if it went to pens.