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If results stay the same I'm guessing MOTD will be showing a top 11 table again.

Least losses in the league woop woop.

I think it's terrible that Everton aren't playing in the spirit of the game by not letting Arsenal win.

Dat new manager bounce.

The visuals of us lifting the trophy must be in black and white.

The idea of a work ethic being developed under Winston Bogarde Next, human rights lessons from Kim Jong-Un.

We are a threat, and his beloved Chelsea have had their corrupt time.

28 years supporting this club. The early years I thought it would be inevitable we'd win a trophy. The 3rd and 2nd place finishes. Shearer. 2 cup finals. Champions League. Then the idea of winning a trophy became such a fantasy I thought I'd never see this club lift a trophy before I died - even watching nothing clubs like Swansea and Wigan lifting trophies. I so badly NEED us to win this.

Harry Maguire having his Sami Zayn moment

If we're holding a one goal lead and they break away in the last minute I'd want any of our players to do the same tbh.

Or a 50 pass prime Barca/Brazil style move ending in Big Joe scoring and them crying about our anti-football into their pillows.

More hilarious considering our fairly modest spending and the insane amounts of money they've spent.

They are right though, us not conceding goals does make us the perfect cup team.

They seem very emotionally unstable. They need to win this one for the sake of football? Drama queens.

If refs hate them, and refs hate us, it will be an interesting one

Also changes the calibre of player who will give us the time of day.

Kieran Trippier over the wall

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Mad that we've never had a final since this board has existed. Growing up I saw us lose back to back finals in 98 and 99 and then reach the semis in 00. Who knew we'd make cup competitions look so difficult for the next 23 years...

If we win the league cup I won't care about anything else this season. Although if we're top 4 dependent on the result of the final matchday fixtures I will change my tune Gollum/Smeagol style

6 Did surprisingly well to get rid of the dead Wood *cough* for a large fee. The outgoings generally were good. Not sold on Gordon but hope he proves me wrong. Ashby seems a decent addition. The big flaw though was letting Shelvey go without anyone coming in though.

Financial power Inject it to my veins. Gonna be like a kid writing his Christmas list, except my parents will be riiiiiich.

Reaching his final form. Shedding the final Brewsey layer of skin.