Skeletor

Can he play as a wide forward?

I like both of them but Maddison isn't in our self-imposed price range.

Absolutely paid off if they've waited this out for that price drop. Although saying that there will be other predators who will be lurking at that price too.

I hope you're wrong too.

You put Matty's face on Paqueta's body so he keeps all the talent but looks like Matty Longstaff. The Longstaff body with Paqueta's face disappears into League 2 somewhere never to be seen again.

Great

All Brazilian midfield trio

Much better for them.

Bamba Dieng right now

Paqueta is my number 1 target. I'd even let them off the hook if they didn't sign any other attacking players if they got him.

Willing the Paqueta transfer into existence.

The bullet hit our foot long ago.

Giggs' goal over turned by VAR.

Yeah don't care about the Dieng link but suck Paqueta straight to my veins!

Me looking at other clubs signing attacking players.

Hates Brewcey. Sign him up.

I will never tire of the thought of LPaqz in a Newcastle shirt alongside Bruno