Skeletor

Takeover rumours in late September involving an individual with mysterious foreign financial backing? Well I never.

Great transfer strategy. Really paying dividends. This post was paid for and produced by the Keith Bishop World Order.

U ok hun?

The miniaturisation of our commercial deals is the most bizarre thing. For a man who loves money to not want money coming into the club to pocket for his own gain is just...

The season can actually begin now. Although the squad is trash. No-one to blame but Fatshley.

Can we just not? A default 3-0 defeat will likely be a smaller defeat than we'd get playing anyway.

It's started like every relegation season. Dodgy summer transfer window, crises off the pitch, players looking shell shocked even against opposition who are nothing special, a lack of ability to create or score goals. Mike Ashley is nothing, if not consistent...ly awful.

Our inability to create chances is starting to become a real worry. We don't even seem good enough to keep it tight at the back either this year.

‘Not a lot of contact’

Well Fenerbahce is the Real Madrid of Turkey so he's finally made it! #startedatthebottomstillthere

I've been just quietly seething since the penalty. Not necessarily just the injustice of the penalty, not losing another cheap goal after equalising. It's everything. We fought an up hill battle against Chelsea for 90+ minutes for nothing. Off the field Sky are fighting a propaganda battle for Ashley. It's just...how is this gonna end? We have an owner so malevolent that he fakes trying to sell the club and pushes a propaganda war against the fans to ensure we're as miserable as possible.

Lascelles must have chinned him.

We won't go down but next season when Rafa is gone we're absolutely royally fucked.

Still angry about that penalty. How casual for someone who'd had such a shit game.

He's just kinda the Kirk Van Houten of football.

Gave every little decision to Cardiff, missed Kenedy's red, gave Hayden a red for nothing, then didn't give Arter a red for a worse tackle than Hayden's, then gave us a penalty for a handball outside the area. Fair to say this one isn't bent or malicious, just really incompetent.

The only player worse than Kenedy today. Good thing we signed players and Yedlin isn't injured or anything.

Would have had an assist today if Kenedy could take a penalty. Maybe he can take a better penalty.

Who the fuck let him take that.

If he’d ref’d this properly none of our players would have been so frustrated and Kennedy wouldn’t have done that.

Aye Ritchie sub looks bad. Both Kennedy and Ritchie were playing well. Everyone put in a decent effort today, except Atsu.

He was always a heel. A comedy, jobber heel but still a heel none the less. Always hated that useless leech.

When we didn’t sign a full back you could predict an injury to Yedlin/Dummett and voila. Thanks again Mike.

Would imagine where everyone's fit it will be the same as last season. Schar in for Lejeune, Rondon up front.