Skeletor

Epic set penis there.

Which toe do they want for £20m?

We monitored then stepped aside to let them sign him in the first place.

I'm sure there was a co-ordinated effort to crack down on hooliganism during Euro 96.

Damn taxi drivers trying to work and support their families whilst people are being dickheads.

Get a wage? What? Managers of the England national team get paid, right?

Well it was the only way he was coming back this season. He's invaluable though so I guess small mercies and all that. Please sir fatso, may we have some more?

The feel good factor is mint. Not experienced this since Euro 96. Not experienced it with any teams I support for a very long time.

Well he was shit with Boro. Don't think anyone could have seen this coming. Hopefully it's not just a Pardew style purple patch before revealing his true colours.

It feels like an England France final to me.

Young people probably look at USA 1994 as ancient football history now...

Europe wins the World Cup again!

Classic Neymar

As it stands the World Cup will be won by a European team again.

Odds on 7-1?

A simple ‘no’ would have sufficed.

That Ashley wants to fuck us like an animal?

He got away with the Dier sub

Wonder what Rodriguez stupid Bieber face looks like now.

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Haha it’s coming home!

Pardew in disguise

Classic England.

Foul cow has lost the plot