Skeletor

Every team they've played must have done that then given their league position

Cardiff

We’re vicious? Their paedo hero celebrated scoring a winner against us by doing an airplane celebration to mock the fans who died in the MH17 air crash.

Actual footage of Pickford's heroic attempt to play the ball:

Best part is that local hero friend dropped the clangers that cost Everton the game.

Forgot we had even signed him.

What a flattering photo of him, looks like he's just emerged sweat-drenched from the New Monkey at 3am. Surprised he's only 63cm. "Hey John can you do the stats for Newcastle's youth players" "Awww man....hmmm I have an idea"

not sure i can remember a performance/debut for a long time that looked to transform the way the team played so much...it wasn't a great individual debut in the sense he didn't score or assist but his performance changed the way others around him were playing and how well they performed Was Sissoko's debut not away to Villa? Was also very good that day. Aye. After the first two games Sissoko looked like the new Yaya Toure. Shame he's a lazy, mentally weak mercenary.

Haven't really seen him since I haven't been following this season due to major apathy. Is he the new Gerrard yet?

More why did they start so early? They might actually have had to sign someone!

I forgot this was on. First time in my life I've genuinely not cared, which is disconcerting.

Said to myself before I checked the result "bet we're losing like 4-0". Well shit...

Think he should start using the helicopter again.

Some of us remember when he used to write for this site.

Can't believe anyone is questioning Rafa. If he'd been given anything resembling footballers in the summer then we might be able to talk. He got us tenth with a load of garbage last season. Any sensible owner (or even moderately shit owner) would build on that happy accident.

Give him an Andros Townsend even. It's not like Rafa was asking for the earth. Unfortunately even asking for other team's scraps from the bin is too much for Ashley. We literally haggled over a price for Rondon...

Yeah but so what? It's not like people don't already know he's a giant cunt. It won't do anything other than make us more angry/depressed.

Loads of gammons on facebook having a go at Rafa. Yet we couldn't buy any anti-Pardew sentiment from these people when it mattered.

Starting to feel like getting rid of Ashley would feel better than winning a trophy at this point. Like getting the tumour cut out just in time.

This thread again. So depressing.

I'm not watching. Won't jinx it by putting it on

Yep

Anyone who just lets the club spend the money it generates will feel like Roman Abramovich.

Sky's campaign is just laughable really. Even neutrals see how ridiculous their Ashley propaganda is.

Keeping up our Curt Hawkins home streak.