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It was classic Sky though. Blame Pogba for the goal and not Smalling for his dive.

One of the key things about a takeover in the summer is removing the possibility of him being sold for the lolz.

Even funnier after it led to our goal.

He's actually alright in the defensive midfield role. Weird considering the player he used to be.

http://i.imgur.com/xhHDAgq.jpg

Honourable mention to Gayle for his assist and his two goal line clearances one after the other.

I'll revise up to an 8 on the basis of home win, beating a top 10 side and Dubravka emerging as our defensive lord and saviour. Hope Slimani has a similar impact to the other 2 loanees.

After years of Blob and other lacklustre keepers all I can say is... Marry us Martin.

Crazy result. Thanks again Mourinho for being unable to win up here Shelvey turning in a rare world class performance. Dubravka is a sexy beast. Smalling is a cheating cunt and paid for it

Do fans of other leagues generally consider the standard or refereeing to be so awful? I mean it's not just us, if you go to any other PL team's fan forums you'll see the same complaints about referees.

Didn't he choke as the words came out?

Sexy results so far.

What a surprise.

I think he'll be alright this time. He's never played a Newcastle team THIS bad before.

I dont think he will play tomorrow.

Only if it ended up like:

Then we get taken over and they go into administration with a lovely points deduction.

He's got a hell of an agent.

Turned it around since Lascelles chinned him in training for being lazy.

I fucking hope so. Will probably get Nigel De Jong'd in his first game.

This is what I worry about. A lot of people seem to have convinced themselves 'Oh it will all be fine in the end because Slimani will score the goals we need'. There's absolutely no guarantee of that at all.

Goal line scrambles and last ditch tackles are the hallmark of comfortable defending.

Given he's a striker, i'd imagine he'd be reveling in it tbh.

Hope he's a tough personality because the pressure on him is gonna be absolutely enormous now.

Good thing we win home games.