Skeletor

He's blocking idiots, yet he never blocks himself.

Chiesa

Sports journalism is the fucking easiest job in the world.

Pardew attempting a redemption arc only to realise his natural cuntyness cannot be overcome:

He's not perfect and I couldn't give a shit. He's been vital to the way we play due to his natural athleticism and physicality.

The Mike Ashley model is available.

I kinda believe part of the reason we could never sell him was that compilation. Game over if any club was doing some Dennis Wise scouting.

3 minutes and 15 seconds you plum

Were we consulted for our approval? You know, since all the top clubs got butt hurt that they weren't consulted for vetoing our takeover?

Monitoring the situation, getting it over the line, purple monkey dishwasher.

Impressed by Villa's transfer activity. Although I don't like to be saying that

People really thought anyone other than Klopp was winning it?

"The man who knows the true meaning of survival makes sure that Newcastle do survive at this level in what is probably his last game for this club." Goose bumps moment and epic commentary.

I bet they want the prodigal nonce back as well.

Also harsh that his other option is Scotland who already have Tierney and Robertson.

In the England squad with Kalvin Phillips. Get tapping him up Kieran!

First signing is gonna be vital as it will set the tone for where our ambitions are.

Difference between Lampard and Gerrard definitely seems to be profile. Gerrard can attract players on his name value, whereas it doesn't really seem like Lampard can so far. I don't rate either as a manager but Gerrard is levels above Lampard. Lampard has all the makings of a 'PFM'.

What the fuck is Grealish's problem other than the obvious?

I guess we're hoping Elliot Anderson has made the grade by the season after this coming one for the HG quota.