Skeletor

Slap head.

£20m becoming some mystical figure for our strikers.

Hennessey?

Aye Cisse and the lets get murdered for 89 minutes and then 'donk' headed Andy Carroll equaliser game They had all the possession but they didn't murder us that day. Would gladly take a similar gameplan and performance 2 weeks from now. Aye that was the Paolo Sousa Swansea that would never shoot.

Arsenal sacking Wenger

Did you really believe we would make a serious effort to buy him regardless?

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/czp7pspaixqqdk8hyklg.jpg 'GO HOME ROLANDO'

We're above Arsenal after 3 games

What league do No Thank You play in?

Everyone's gay for Rafa Wow is that crumpy? No-one's gay for Crumpy

Everyone's gay for Rafa

To stop getting himself suspended for stupid shit.

Huddersfield can't be far off their start from last season either. I'm starting to really dislike them

Impatient, deluded jawdies.

Whats Super Al at? 8 innit? I remember about 6 in a row. A proud moment as previous to that we'd never lost more than 4 games in a row or something.

Nah. He's one of the first names on the team sheet now.

Players are getting away with this stuff week in, week out all over the league. Look at Huddersfield last week; a dangerous high boot to Mbemba's head that drew blood and the ref did nothing, then another standing on Hayden's stomach which was worse than Shelvey's bizarre and stupid trod on Alli - we didn't even get a free kick. Diego Costa for example is a much bigger c*nt than Mitrovic. The league is full of c*nts who the media make excuses for - let's at least the boy a chance. There are far dirtier players but Sky Sports etc. just go after easy targets to create a narrative. His record stands up to anyone in our squad and is as good as Gayle's. Which is why I have said he needs to make sure the ref has no reason to reach for the red. He's marked and won't get away with playing like that. I like Mitrovic and I agree that he should be allowed to develop but he's not special enough to look the other way regarding his indiscipline like Suarez was for Liverpool for example. He needs to play with a calmer head. I don't see how that outrages people so much?

Aye I can see that happening 'Do you have cancer?' 'No...' 'You're gonna love it there!'

Probably has a snide Italian passport.

Same reason he didn't give Hernandez a second yellow.

He seems a solid, dependable player. Just hope there are enough goals in him because we are essentially relying on him if Gayle doesn't step up.

When you're a marked man you don't give the ref any remote reason to send you off. He played well but his radge behaviour can't just be looked the other way. He's had long enough to sort it out. Same with Shelvey.

Quite possibly 2 reds in 2 as well. In what way? In the way that he will be suspended after both of the last games he's played for us. 2 in 2. Oh, but he hasn't actually got 2 reds? Factual error then. What did he do against Forest? "Quite possibly" But that's just wrong. He hasn't "quite possibly" got two reds, no matter how much you or that other weirdo want it to be true. Such anger over nothing. In any case I meant Premiership games. Scored and sent off against Spurs in the 5-1. Scored and would have been off if the ref had seen it and will most likely get suspended after this game too.