Skeletor

Aye. Never heard of him before

Gamez He has played RB every time I've seen him including pre-season at Hearts. Also fairly right footed it seemed. None the less he would be the back up in that position. It's almost like we need to sign another left back. If only someone like Gibbs was available...

Gamez

He's a footballing Kenny from South Park.

We are not like the rest of the Premiership clubs outside the top 6. We have a squad woefully under equipped for playing Premiership football. Simply saying 'well we haven't shifted our dead wood' doesn't cut it. Spend, make sure the squad is competitive then worry about balancing the books (which will happen the longer we stay in the magic money tree of the Premier League and it's TV deals).

Life is hard when your club can afford and attract anyone you want and your owner/chairman doesn't invent reasons he can't spend money.

I'm sure Paris doesn't really need orange walks tbf.

Regardless it's another target that we've missed out on due to penny pinching.

Emmanuel Riviere is clearly the guy to replace Neymar. About £100m should do it.

It's not really noncing when you score against the mags marra.

Finally a reliable source.

If that happened then Ashley died and someone found his bank details.

I think more that they didn't play him ahead of the strikers they already had and they sign another for 50m rather than anything to do with a number http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/lucas-perez-discovered-via-arsenal-website-that-alexandre-lacazette-given-his-no9-shirt-a3595046.html

Thanks Graham.

http://media.kentonline.co.uk/filerepository/archive/images2/rob%20elliot.jpg

http://miotraliga.defensacentral.com/rafa-benitez-pide-un-crack-del-real-madrid-y-otro-del-atletico-para-su-newcastle This is where the Chronicle got their info apparently.

Is 26 young these days?

Remember when we signed Mirandinha and Look North did a piece about how nobody knew how his name was pronounced. I was like 'Just ask him what his f***ing name is' Never trusted the news since. Bit of an overreaction? Before the news he was just simply Stan.

And yet Colback still survives.

Yeah, I absolutely don't get people cheering on millionaires getting even richer Fair enough you don't care about owners pocketing the money, but I give two fucks whether footballers can buy two private jets instead of just one. Neymar's new theme song.

Richard Keys is jelly. His 'What if Newcastle loaned Martial' soundbite didn't carry very far.

Maybe Rafa could see moulding him as a striker?

He does play kinda like an early days CRonaldo. This would be insane.