Skeletor

The end of his interview is very concerning.

Looked a hamstring tear. Probably 2 months out. Might have to sign a left back or something.

He's no doubt worked hard all week on a game plan that was working as expected and then his captain let him down very badly. I'd be livid personally. Not to mention losing one of your only new signings to injury.

Thankfully I only really watched the two halves so I barely saw Pardoo.

And will lack for the next few games because of his brainlessness.

People need to stop defending him. He did an insanely stupid thing for no reason.

Don't imagine it will be too serious. Probably back next week.

I don't feel too bad after that. We looked solid against one of the best teams in the league until Shelvey pulled his bald cunt act. We knew we'd be limited going forward since we've not invested properly in attacking players. Both Spurs goals came from them having the extra man and having the extra bit of space that they wouldn't have otherwise had. Atsu looked really good. Merino looked good when he came on. Just as usual we shot ourselves in the foot and Ashley is planning to shoot us in the head.

Absolute freak and complete weirdo

Where you been?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvPq4KmimaM Awww St James' Park, don't you dare be sour. Clap for your Champions League winning manager and feel the power. It's a New Day, yes it is.

As it stands: Burnley top, Huddersfield second

Chelsea

My hatred of him kinda supersedes Colback himself. It's replacing one of my favourite players of the recent era, a very talented player who brought a new dimension to our play and was integral to the meagre glimpses of success that we had even in spite of Pardew with a clogger from our shit local rivals who battled relegation every single year who is turbo shit but gets slack from some people because he's a local lad. We should never be downgrading to that level. Not to mention he was a bell end whilst he was at Sunderland and brought the club down a peg by his mere soulless presence.

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/15465072.Crystal_Palace_interested_in_signing_Premier_League_flop/ Thought they were after his daft brother? Aye good shout, probably lazy journalism... All these white people look the same

That'll be Skeletor. ...Kenneddddddyyyyy

This was also my first thought I want the commentators to say his name like that

http://www.reactiongifs.com/lol/illK6U.gif

I just remember that 4-1 against Sunderland where even Luque and Chopra scored

Rafa talking to the various heed the balls at the club about transfers.

Do we ? Without checking, my addled brain has us both as run teams as in we both go on runs against each other, though I have to say we've won against them with some horrid line ups. They've won here twice in the last 10 seasons we've been in the PL. We've also won the last 3 at their gaff.

We usually beat Spurs so we'll probably lose.

We love a Rubbish Bordeaux player* *I have no idea if he's actually rubbish.