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Jack Pullback as captain. A new low.

Now that you mention Mata... They'll both do, cheers Jose. Maybe not this year, but next season when we'll supposedly be up to our titties in PL gravy train money, that's exactly the type of signing we should be looking to make. Edit: Mata, I mean. Of course it'd be great to compete for the Martials of the world but we're a ways from that. Ashley will find an excuse not to spend the money.

Eew

Is he any good?

Aye. It's why the whole 'other clubs haven't made many transfers' argument doesn't wash. We're in a different situation to other clubs.

He's not photogenic bless him. Welcome Mikel. Hopefully your legacy if nothing else will be the death of Jack Colback

This will be about the 5th time he's signed for us according to O Jogo.

Are any good sources reporting it yet?

I'd have faith in Shelvey as a number 10. Would prefer someone else to come in but goalkeeper and striker are far more important after sorting out the central midfield.

Details being kept private because no-one wants to admit to buying him?

O Jogo can O Jog on.

It's a level 5 crock of shite.

Colback not playing

I feel better that he'll amount to nothing seeing those pics Scrote.

He might fill that Cabaye shaped hole in my heart.

Goalkeeper seems to be where Rafa is ruthless. I'd imagine he thinks none of our goalkeepers fit what he wants and that all have let him down when given the starting spot.

If he's anything like Alonso that wouldn't be too Xabi

Anyone who's seen him, who would you compare him to most?

Is he good?

Can add Hernandez to to West Ham too.

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I don't think I watched any Premiership football last season. There were also times when I forgot we even had a match. Mike Ashley is a disease but he's nothing compared to all the money in the game now which has destroyed competitiveness (Leicester anomaly aside), killed the national team and killed local fans connections with their clubs in favour of faceless global network deals with fans who will change who they 'support' year on year.

1/2 outgoings and no incomings.

It will be an honour to see him play for Everton.

Hope they've still got that stock song they used when Anelka signed.