Skeletor

Quite possibly 2 reds in 2 as well. In what way? In the way that he will be suspended after both of the last games he's played for us. 2 in 2.

He was better than that.

Quite possibly 2 reds in 2 as well.

Anyway I thought the Champo was supposed to be a piece of piss simply because we won it? http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rofl1.gif

Amazing that we only moved up one place with that win.

Where are they on the boom-bust cycle? Surely it's too early even for them to have reached bust

Atsu was an option. Merino is a sexy obligation.

Well I was wrong. Thought there was no way we'd win. A few players stepping up along with West Ham possibly being on a whole shite level of their own really made a difference.

Probably leaving anyway.

As well he should the fucking idiot.

Get rekt shampoo boy.

Completely different player to the one who joined us in the Championship. Brilliant.

Please stay.

I'm in love. Yohan who?

Mitro

Get the fuck in

If that was the other way around we'd have 10 men now.

Nothing some head and shoulders won't fix.

Great from Joselu. Rubbish by everyone after.

Haha. Get in.

We won't win today. I don't see us winning many matches all season for that matter. The necessary work hasn't been done and won't get done in the remaining few days.

Would have started Aarons instead of either Ritchie or Ayoze but otherwise I guess it's the best team. Depressing again how little we've done in the transfer window.

It's amazing that someone so fat has never had a heart attack.

No.

"The Club admitted to the Tribunal that it repeatedly and intentionally misled the press, public and the fans of Newcastle United." Can't believe it keeps needing to be quoted. People are thick as fuck. Ashley is a proven liar. He, and his minions, are the only ones to blame here.