Skeletor

Maybe our owners need someone to de-rust the bonesaw on.

That picture looks like a clone splitting from him.

Guess who wins again

Even better if Richard Keys WAS the violation.

French league has been cancelled

Apologies if the following particular scenario is already discussed on previous pages. But if the season ends up cancelled, considering all the noise about letting Bruce have his chance, do people think they'd give him a chance to start next season if he doesn't get the final games of this season to 'impress'? No

Bruce might as well finish the season. At the stage we’re at I don’t think we would fail to get at least 5 points. Then let the new manager spend the gazillions in the summer and shape the team however he wants.

I’m not saying I wouldn’t take Rafa back or that I don’t appreciate all the good things he did. However the goal posts have massively moved if this takeover goes through.

So who would you choose? If the choice is Allegri or Rafa I’d choose Allegri. If the choice was Rafa or Bruce I’d choose Rafa. If the choice was inanimate carbon rod or Bruce...I’d have to go with the rod.

I love Rafa but I think this is symptomatic of us as Newcastle fans to pine for him (and Keegan). We need to look forward, rather than backwards all the time. We're about to be the richest club in the world and we should be starting a new, fresh future in my opinion.

Stone Cold Steve Cuntish Bone Cold Steve Gillberg tbh.

Ashley gonna Ashley.

Nah, Catts for me like.

No don’t make Ashley happy. Pay him a visit with the bonesaw.

If he was their owner they'd start looking at 8th in League One as the good old days...

Can understand that they love him because he made us rubbish and gave them many wins over us, but any of them who genuinely think he's a great owner and want him to take over their club...well they're welcome to him. Match made in hell.

if it was in any way intentional it would be an impressive last bit of spite to the fans The timing is the spite. Hope he is buried so we can piss on his grave one day.

If the Saudi royal family's dealings with WWE are anything to go by, they love to splash the cash ridiculously. They also love grounding planes at the airport and holding entire rosters hostage as a retaliation for WWE cutting off their live feed in Saudi one time.

Was never the same after they forgot his birthday though.

Apparently the guys said more than that to people in private messages. I’m not sure what it was, but I assume it was positive. My thinking is that they have already been given the green light by the Premier League, but are waiting to announce the takeover for other reasons. Obviously haven't got any cans in.

Ding, ding, ding.

The Chronicle will probably become even more sycophantic. They know that if they criticise the Saudi regime the BONESAW IS READY.

The other bidder: "Hello my name is...Mr Yelhsa and I come from some place far away. Yes that'll do."