Skeletor

Colback will get a second yellow.

Some effort that by Sturridge.

Get in!

Ayoze time!

Cisse FFS

Fuck off Marriner.

Probably not bothered about impressing Stoke or Bournemouth managers.

Boring but we're not losing.

Thought he wasn't gonna book Lucas there.

Mbemba just over.

Corner!

Passback booked.

9-1 reference

I miss Perez and Mitrovic.

So basically Perez and Mitrovic are to blame for us being so shit

Never been properly tested.

I don't think he has it in him to do it. Some think he's lost the dressing room, it's up to him to get it back if has and he'll have to gain the players respect to do that. Probably never had the dressing room to start with.

I completely avoided the match. What is the quote in the title about? Is he actually happy at losing 5-1?

0-billions

Fuck this cunt.

As if we've been thrashed by this cunt. This has to be the lowest point in our recent history.

Cunt

Reece Oxford. On the bench That's the one.

Good goal.

What happened to that West Ham kid that everyone was wanking silly over after the first game of the season?