Skeletor

He's not wrong there.

Probably been practising his Geordie accent all holiday and now won't get to do it.

Curtis

Lee Charnley said it ages ago. Hence head coach and not manager.

Now that we have a manager who is a) Friends with Carr and b) Agreed to have no say in transfers things better start becoming efficient. Won't hold my breath though.

Come home sweet prince.

Woooooooo

This gets me more excited. Throw Woodman in to the mix too.

No surprise.

He's ending it in the desert surrounded by dead, foreign workers. Like paying attention to Henry going to MLS, like i give a fuck Fuck off bashing MLS. MLS is gonna be the top league in the world in a century, man. POTY

Oh good an advert for Sky Sports using that Collymore goal commentary.

This will never stop being ridiculous.

Goal

Alves deserved that tbf.

Let's not get carried away.

If it was Siem De Jong he'd have disintegrated.

Suarez having a boy who cried wolf moment.

Sunderland legend Fernando Llorente coming on.

How can it not be ffs? Because the rule is deliberate handball which it wasn't. The f*** man, if it hits your arm and it's in the air it's a handball, but header it off your own outstretched arm and it's fine? So clearly a penalty in the first half then What? No What? It hits lichtensteiners arm in air. Yeah but that was a Juve player so it's allowed in this anti-Barca thread.

Barca should sack their boot man.

Get some glasses you Scottish t***. I can't help thinking there isn't enough respect for one's fellow poster on here. Look at this guy Epic trolling by Ronaldo tbf.

The goal keeping in this game

Hardly a deliberate handball. Certainly not worthy of all this 'cheating bastard' craic.