Skeletor

Only he could have deal with it sunglasses as part of his wedding suit.

Innovative ideas lead to improvement which leads to success which leads to raised expectations which brings demands to spend more £££ and that is a slippery slope for the fat fuck.

I'll be watching rugby this season then. Fuck off and have a fatal heart attack already Ashley.

I should stop coming in this thread until West Ham have appointed an awesome manager and all the shit has died down.

Got to admit my first thought was I wonder what The True Geordie thinks of Patrick Vieira. Thanks TLW.

The worst relegation in Premiership history would be more than the cunts in charge deserve.

More rationalisation. Ashley owns the right club for sure.

Really sad to see people on here accepting and trying to rationalise this like a battered house wife. Read the title, then his managerial history and wake up.

Piss off

What a surprise. Well at least I won't have to sit through another season of lies, deception and malicious incompetence.

I'm done with the club until Ashley leaves if we appoint McClaren, Carver or any other assorted shit manager who maintains the status quo of incompetence and arrogance.

On the contrary I think it comes naturally to the wankers who own and run the club. This is their default, the fact we all find it so obnoxious speaks volumes of them as human beings. Well I guess that is the difference. I'd find it pretty tiring having to think of new, elaborate schemes/lies every day just so that I could continue to be as shit/incompetent/stupid/malicious as I wanted in running the club. It would be much easier to just run the club properly.

Being such a cuntish club must get exhausting honestly.

What is he like as a coach/manager?

We have the greatest living disasterpiece in John Carver. What more could he want?

Hate West Ham. Fortunately, despite their best intentions, things seem to turn to shit for them whatever they do.

Of course he would.

Wonder if they had anything to say about us... 'Yeah, Pat you should totally go there!' Then they just burst out laughing with each other when he walks away. It's a big risk, isn't it? This is where managers come to die. Unless they're lying fucking bastards and everyone believes them for no god damn reason. After they've stabbed themselves 27 times.

Well this is different...

You could argue that so does finishing 16th after winning two derbies. All utterly pointless. Not really because without winning the two derbies they'd have finished 19th.

State of that guy