Skeletor

Next season the healing begins http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk233/meckik/ecstasy.gif

Lerl

Nothing worse than a Pardew fist pump.

Bollocks

Clear penalty. Tough luck Pardew.

Looked a penalty. Good.

We've been saying that for about 10 years now.

We are quite progressive having the league's first mentally disabled manager.

Coloccini actually doing a post match interview.

Think Leicester will beat you. They're on one of those insane Wigan runs.

Hull are shite too. They're like us but with less points.

Finishing 17th might be the best result. Safe but so bad that Carver and Charnley could get sacked.

A mighty 17th.

Spurs are very erratic. I wouldn't bet on Spurs beating Hull. Only have to not lose.

Man U and Spurs

Fairly pathetic but we'll stay above Hull now.

Ayoze off

Carver probably thinks Aarons isn't good enough.

Ameobi instead of Aarons

Get Cisse on FFS

Get in Burnley

Like going down would change anything. We don't know whether it would or not. We know staying up will mean a couple of singings in the summer, a new manager probably and most likely the end of any protests from the majority of fans until we're back in a relegation fight. And repeat. Yeah we do, it wouldn't. Says you. What's more likely to get rid of Ashley? An angry fanbase and less exposure for SD or a PL team with a pacified fanbase getting global exposure for SD? Us being attractive enough for someone to pay the £300m+ fee Ashley wants. That's not in the Championship.

Need Aarons and Cisse on soon.

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