Skeletor

But what about the plan Schteve?

Would love pundits to get an electric shock every time they lie.

We do love players/managers who say no to us repeatedly.

Serbian mafia by the looks of it.

We need to keep Cabella. If this happened we'd only have Thauvin and an inexperienced and possibly injury prone Aarons before we're relying on the Uncle Fester twins again.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93481.msg5037205.html#msg5037205

The drop in quality of our central defenders would be quite something. Rudiger to Dummet to Shite. If only there was a complete freak and absolute weirdo amongst our options.

Didn't realise Lee Ryder was getting married.

Bendy Wendy obviously hungover today.

The threads weren't separate enough.

Hopefully Doctor Death will work his magic on him this season.

Got to be honest I'm starting to come round a bit. I think the new coaching team makes a difference because the thought of Schteve with Carver and Stone was absolutely gipping.

Easy to forge though.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/921b18cd78e53ca5fda36b2e24ba746c/tumblr_mgxeeuqHEM1s2pt0wo1_400.gif

...And time to update Fifa.

Which one?

'Give us a wave'

If Sissoko stays (lol) then hopefully this is the end of Colback as the (geordie)boy-wonder.

And then get some wide players.

This cunt signed yet?

He looks a good poacher and strong in the air but can he lead the line? We really need a striker who can do that.

Alan Pardew would like to thank himself for making this signing.