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Now that Pardew is out of the way we could probably actually sell him for profit.

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The moment Steve McClaren was appointed was the moment everyone knew that nothing in the slightest will ever change with this fat fuck.

Doesn't matter whether Bas Dost is crap or not. We're not going to sign him because he will cost the going rate.

Shola went to the Turkish second division, Raylor going to the Belgian league. It's almost like our good lads are actually crap.

Dat ambition.

Can see now why we differed in transfer policy with Patrick Vieira. 'I wanna sign players' 'Well how about we don't sign any players and you just lie to the fans instead?'

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Got that in a Whatsapp from my Everton mate with the caption "what an insufferable cock" Neil?

Could also argue they are the only folks who might actually have a clue what's happening. I think it's safe to say which is more likely.

Romain Amalfitano.

I don't understand how neutrals don't want to punch him.

The only part of Ashley's promise he'll keep is that he won't leave.

Good. He will never progress without sitting on the bench for a top 4 club.

He's a good player. It doesn't need any major debate.

'Approved NUFC media outlet SSN: NUFC in talks with Charlie Austin's representatives'

So a done deal other than agreeing the most fundamental part. Luckily agreeing fees is our strong point........

Fire sale on Sissoko, Perez, Janmaat and Krul.

Charlie Austin seems unlikely to me. Waiting for Riviere mark 2.

Does not compute.

Stone Cold Charlie Austin is exactly the kind of English player we should be signing. A nice change from the Williamsons, Raylors and Colbacks we usually sign.

Isn't Simon Bird basically the only one who isn't banned?