Skeletor

The pigeon with our June bid for Trafford still attached to it.

Thanks Bald Fraud for pulling the plug on this last season.

The ones that no other clubs want.

Has Isak ever laughed?

"Giz us Lunin for £3m and you can have Isak for £130m next summer. Special team not-Liverpool deal".

He's gonna lick it up.

The most ideal way to do this would be bring Sesko in, keep Isak for another year. Let Isak cook to get his big move to Real Madrid (not Liverpool under any circumstances), then have Sesko up and running already for the season after. By ideal I mean a world where Isak is determined to leave. In an actual ideal world he retires here.

Both points are as important as each other here.

Last 4 transfer windows (including this one) are all the evidence we need that he's bullshitting when he says this kind of stuff.

People will still try to put a positive spin on this some how.

Like the time they all got together to try and form their own league?

The face turn we never expected but needed in these dark times.

He was for that one episode.

Its a young James Corden

Romano's accent sounds fake. Probably a Sasha Baron Cohen character.

Well we've already moved to Ramsdale. DCL must be on the cards at this rate.

Well no-one wants him after all.

A puddle.

As long as its not an obligation to buy. We've fucked this transfer window and so we can't be beggars now we're left with the shite like Ramsdale.

Its crappy behaviour for sure. But did we promise Isak he could leave? By the reports, Brentford promised Wissa he could leave this summer for £26m.